being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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