I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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