so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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