So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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