She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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