so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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