Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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