So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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