She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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