You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You were trust falling into bushes
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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