I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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