I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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