just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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