I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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