Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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