sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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