I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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