How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
where are my eyebrows?
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