Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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