do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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