she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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