She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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