i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
God I need to hump something, right now.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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