we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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