But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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