It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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