i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
it's like heaven, but drunker
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
