If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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