there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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why do cheetos always look like penises
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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