Have you finally orgasmed yet?
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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