no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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