Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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