Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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