Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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