Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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