So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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