I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I currently don't understand fingers.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
