"it" just moved
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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