Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize