we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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