I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
