i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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