There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
organizing the empties. That sober.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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