every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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