he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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