That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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