oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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