i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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