He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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