I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We had sex on a dog bed..
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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