Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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