That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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