so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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