just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
My life is pants optional.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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