Small penises have feelings too.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Pooping to opera.
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